Do not vote for Pedro

I am hereby announcing my campaign to run for President in the 2016 elections.

You may be wondering, "what the heck? Those are eight years away!" Well, true, but remember back during the '04 elections the candidates had announced their campaigns over a year in advance, and for this past election cycle the first ones announced their candidacy 20 months ahead. Obviously, with everyone pushing the beginning of their campaigns so far out ahead, it's only a matter of time before they start announcing it long before the previous elections have even finished. Ergo, I'm only beating them to the punch, as well as the fact I won't be legally old enough to be President 'til June of '16 anyways.

Do I have what it takes to be president? Well, I've got just as much experience as Obama in running a government (zero executive experience, and about the same time on Capitol Hill, since during a family vacation I was there for about twenty minutes and Obama was out running for President as soon as he was elected senator anyway), and I have some of that there "community organizing" stuff too. Sure, it's all on SimCity, Civilization, and their sequels, but anyone who's played them will tell you that they're a lot better at preparing you for leading a government than walking around Chicago and giving classes on Marxist Doctrine.

So I'm just as qualified as Obama, and he got elected, so I might actually stand a chance.

So vote for me in 2016, and I promise you it will at least be a fun ride.


Oh, and BTW: My little icon is a placeholder 'til I can get a really nice picture of myself.